K. Wanna know something st00pid? The only reason why I haven't updated in a while is because blogdrive wouldn't let me go back to my colour. o_O; K. So there was also the fact that I was extremely lazy and that I had gotten a journal to write all my secret confessionals in. x3; So, anyway, I've been wasting my time away reading this awesome (no sarcasm) book. Yes. The title is a bit awkward but I really loved this book. o_o; Will read it again one day. This name of this book is, "He's just not that into you." It amused me. I read it to Krizia. She kept repeating this one line. A friend of mine laughed over this other line which I will quote at this end of this entry. Seeing as I have no life and I am incredibly bored, I will quote some of my favourite lines in the book. o-o;

"If you think you gave him enough time to notice you, take the time it took you to notive him and divide it by half."

"He's just not that into you if he's not calling you. Guys know how to use the phone."

"Unless you're dating a spy, he should call you when you're out of town."

"The word 'busy' is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. Remember :: Guys are never too busy to get what they want.

"Busy is another word for asshole. Asshole is another word for the guy you're dating."

"Any guy who can wait two weeks to see you, is just not that into you."

"If you're tempted to spend countless night just cuddling with someone, buy a puppy."

"Never put the 'ex' in sex. Meaning, just don't have sex with you ex."

"Hooray for feelings. Just keep them in your pants."

"Chetaers never prosper. Because they suck."

"A cheater only cheats himself because he doens't get to be with you."

"He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judegment isn't impaired."

"An 'I love you' (or any semblance, thereof) while under the influence of anything stronger than grape juice won't hold up in court or in life."

"Don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you."

"Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment."

"I don't care if he's studying to be a doctor or the next messiah. There is no reason for him to yell because he's stressed at work. There is no reason to yell at anyone ever, unless you are screaming, 'LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'"

"Oh my God. It's so weird. We found this on the floor when we writing htis book.

Hey, Hot Stuff,

Can't wait until you get over the guy you were with. Hope it's soon. You're too tasty to be alone for long. Come find me. I'm out here waiting

Your Future." (Actually, this part made me go, 'O___o'. But yeah.)

The thing I read when I'm bored. I'll write a proper entry consisting of my daily doings and ect. when my fingers are warm enough to type. Until then, just remember. Hehe. Friend. oo; You already have an asshole. You don't need another one. <3;

'He's just not that into you' - greg behrendt and liz tuccillo

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